TEXAS IS BURNING WITH ELVIS!

Well more intense than a jalapeno in July, Texas has been seized by the King himself! It's like an old-timey rock and roll party with every town lookin' slicker than a greased pig at the county fair. You can practically smell the fried chicken wafting in the Elvis Tribute Artist Grapevine TX air, y'all! Elvis fans have been swarmin' to Texas like i